Wednesday, January 20, 2010

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relationship longest war


All people hold in some, certain areas superior towards others, without having a reason for it. And I do not mean notorious informers, people with extremely poor self-assessment or people aud the area are actually better than the rest, but ordinary, decent people that you meet every day and with whom one can talk nice.
[nice introduction please einfüngen]

best example of such a seemingly inherent superiority of alcohol. Who Mondays gesticulating wildly pawing a posse of fellow students around him, will most likely tell that he - after 24 beers, 3 glasses of vodka and 18 short bull on three! and is parallel to the front of the First vollgeschifft - exclusively green cars puked. For anscheindend - even though nobody actually admits - is cooler than drinking non-drinking.

another example, relationship length.
No matter who you're talking, it will be as follows:

B: And have you a friend?
A: Yes, and you?
B: Me too, But we are now 3 months along!
A: Three months? How süüüüß! So, we have recently had our half-year!



you hear this süüüüß? course, it could sound not always so ridiculous, it depends on the character of A, but a basic formula can be seen in any case:

(for math people, or those who like laundry ren)
Every person B, for which is: Length x relationship, each person is A failed, if A is for: Relationship: x + c (c is defined as a natural number, not zero)


Or, normal words, anyone who has a longer relationship than the current talks ; chspartner, looking down a little compassion and condescendingly to the other; It does not matter whether it is months, years or days go - even if this sense of superiority probably decreases the longer the relations. (Ie: when x increases, decreases, the superiority)
Why is that? And why do so many people?

Even I've caught, I thought: Oh, are not the cute? 4 months together and a heart and soul .... (At the time I just celebrated half-year there a relationship) and today (x = 1 month), I'm thinking: 4 months? Man, that was long ....

Funny, somehow - Finally, this is not a competition, the winner is the longest it aushällt with one and the same partner. Or is it?
trafo_q, 13/12/09